Spiderman is Gay??

Forget about those pesky Superman rumors.

When Spiderman is unmasked for the first time in his 44-year history, readers may draw some new conclusions about Peter Parker:

The hair perfectly coiffed (and highlighted), the eyebrows plucked with Metcalfe-ian precision, the lips shining with gloss, and the skin mystic-tanned to a luscious, caramel-honey shade.

Hmmmmm.... just a little gay...