Gay Star Wars

First, a kick-arse fan-created saga poster...

Kit with a big dick....

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....and one of those homo gay troopers.

1-900-NUT-SACK

This is freakin' hilarious!!!!

Dumberdore the Poof

As you all know by now, Dumbledore was outed by author JK Rowling. It makes sense... Dumbledore is all about unconditional love which is a very gay trait.... a poof has to get his head around society's conventions and learn to love the forbidden. The reaction has been absolutely huge.... from those who don't want to know 'cause it wasn't in the books, to those who think she is shoving the gay persona onto Dumbledore 'cause every modern story has to have a fag somewhere in the mix.... her actual quote was, "I've always thought of Dumbledore as gay," so if it bothers you so much, you could just think that she has a faulty gaydar....

On a lighter note, here's some Dumbledore Pride tees -- "Wizards are Gay" and "I Always Knew." Link

Bear's Night Out

Not really sure what to make of this.... besides the fact that is medely is extremely choppy and badly edited together, the video is cheap and nasty, and the fact that there is only one hot guy in the band... Bearforce1 is a tad creepy, but oddly engaging.... I think the most disturbing part of the video is the "package" shots...

Bearforce1 - The official website

300 Queers

Check out this wicked parody of the film 300 over at NEWGROUNDS! This is just piss funny!

Gay Paris

This is an ad campaign for Paris.... that is one rugby game I'd pay to watch...

My New Blog: Stud Farm

My new blog is now open for business!!! I've got sooooo many pics of hot guys and gay porn on my 'puter, I decide to share them with the world.... Hope you like!!

Click for Stud Farm

Anthony Callea Outed

Anthony Callea, a former Australian Idol contestant, was recently outed when a Sydney morning radio host was having a discussion about an old friend of his on the air.

Said Eye in the Sky reporter Vic Lorusso of the friend: "You wouldn't know him. He's a nice guy but his partner, which is Anthony Callea, didn't want to know anything about anybody." he told host Christo.

When Christo questioned the comment, Lorusso quickly continued with the traffic report.

A spokeswoman for the show claimed Lorusso had not been taking a pot shot at Callea: "Vic had no idea that it wasn't common knowledge."

Callea had no immediate response. While a contestant on Idol, Callea denied rumors that he was gay, saying, "I'm not gay. I don't know why people say I am. A lot of people just make up rubbish."

Jake in Drag

Is it me, or is Jake just a little too comfy doing drag... he's got the gestures and exaggerated lip movements down pat, all he needs now is make-up and a better dress....

...... and his arms look spectacular.

Doogie Comes Out!

Neil Patrick Harris sets the record straight.... or should I say gay:

“The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.

“So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.”

QBoy

QBoy is an odd boy out in the pop-oriented British gay community. The reason is obvious. He is one of the very few gay rap artists that is loud, out and proud of his sexuality.

QBoy riffs to The Malcontent about homophobia in hip-hop, the growing hip-hop scene in the queer community and stereotypical gay music.

"At the end of the day, if we keep calling hip-hop homophobic, casting a blanket over everyone involved in hip-hop, it will lead to problems with those very people who are in hip-hop and are presently open-minded about homosexuality," says QBoy in the interview. "We should be making allies with them, getting them on our side, not tarring them with same brush." He all sums it up perfectly when he says, "Masculinity is about being a man, not a straight man."

As much as I love all the standard gay music, my tastes are quite eclectic... I love my rock!!!! Its great to see a gay boy promoting a different music genre to all the fags out there.... even better to tackle a genre that the media promotes as black, gangsta music only.

Make sure you read the interview... and here's a video

SexyBack is Gay...

Maybe it's the funky dance beat or maybe it's the steamy lyrics, but Justin Timberlake's single "SexyBack" can apparently make some men wonder whether or not they're gay. Just ask Timbaland.

Hip-hop producer Timbaland, who duets with Justin on his hit single, thinks the song can make a straight man question his sexuality.

Timbaland told Blender magazine, "Some people listen to a song like 'SexyBack' and think, am I queer? Am I funny? If you are that way, you're just that way. But if you're a masculine man, embrace it. Have a glass of wine, put the record on and invite your girl over to get sexy."

So if you think you're turning to the Gay side.... get pissed and screw a chick. Very charming.

George Michael Sings....

George Michael staged his first solo concert in 15 years and used his time wisely to make fun of our very own, President George Bush. George sang the song "Shoot the Dog" after the end of his first set and then brought on a huge blow-up doll of Bush. George then unzipped the balloon's pants and out came a bulldog with a British flag on it..... very subtle.

The crowd went nuts.

I thought he'd retired again....

Mario "Gay" Lopez

Here's Mario "I haven't been seen in anything since Saved By The Bell" Lopez gaying up Nip/Tuck. I seriously donn't believe they could ever show anything gayer on TV... except anal penetration, and even that wouldn't be as hot as those abs.

Brad for Gay Marriage

Brad Pitt has made his views known about marriage rights in the United States in the latest issue of Esquire:

In an article titled "Fifteen Things I Think Everyone Should Know," he tells the magazine: "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

They may be waiting for some time.... 'specially with bush around.

Fisting... Sesame Street Style

Its early in the morning, and I found this to share with everyone.... ain't I just a caring soul? I bet Bert gets up to the elbow....

Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal are Gay

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

'BrokeBat Mountain'

By now you would have all heard that Heath is playing the Joker in the upcoming Batman sequel, "The Dark Knight".... what is weird is how 'fan-boys' have reacted to the casting - just because it is someone unexpected. We all know Heath can act, is there a bit of hate going on here... ???

Over at Ain't It Cool News:

"god no..."

"Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong."

"Worst. Casting. In. A. While."
(I find this quote works well if you imagine it being said in the "Comic Book Guy" voice from The Simpsons. Only done without irony.)

"are u fucking kiddin me. people actually think ledger could be the joker...are u fucking serious...whoever thinks this is a good casting choice is a fucking idiot.""hire anybody but Brokebutt Mountain Heath Ledger. What a weird choice. If they cast him, it will ruin the movie"

"'Bizarre' doesn't even cover it."

"Christ almighty, Heath Ledger?? And people sit around and wonder why the BO is in the shitter."

"I heard Heath would only do the movie...if they brought back the bat nipples on the costume.. He wanted to have something to suck when Batman frisk's him. He said the Black Leather turns him on and makes his cock explode with white Joker Juice that he will spread on his skin, to give him the white color he needs for the part."(All class, this guy...)

"I didn't know that the Joker was a gay cowboy."

So, what have we learned? Well, mostly that playing one gay role forever invalidates you from ever playing a role in a super-hero movie. Thank God that the rest of the cast of The Dark Knight have only played staunchly heterosexual characters!

Like Christian Bale! No, wait, he played a gay reporter in Velvet Goldmine. Crap.

Well, there's Cillian Murphy! Nope, sorry, he played a trannie hooker in Breakfast on Pluto.

Let's see...Liam Neeson? No, he was a bisexual in Kinsey.

Gary Oldman! Certainly they wouldn't have the voice of legal authority, James Gordon, be played by an actor who played gay! Damn! Prick Up Your Ears! He played a gay playwright. And Alfred "Doc Ock" Molina played his lover. It's infecting the Marvel universe as well!

So, uh..Alfred is a fairly significant character, right? And Michael Caine is a class-act from way-back. I'm fairly confident that he, at least, has never sullied his resume by playing a queer.
(We'll just pretend that he and Christopher Reeve didn't play murderous gay playwrites in Deathtrap, shall we?)

Dirty George....

The London paper News of the World says that 80's pop superstar George Michael has sunk "to new levels of depravity - trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park." Michael was caught stepping out from the bushes after having sex with a 58-year-old unemployed van driver whom he had just met. George, who is worth an estimated 130 million dollars, was caught with a man named Norman Kirkland. George drove away in a Mercedes convertible, Kirkland drove away in a van with a stained grey mattress visible in the back.

The News followed Kirkland home and then conducted the most awesome interview the world has ever known. They knocked on the front door of his apartment and Kirkland answered the door naked, "looking gross and disheveled". He pulled on shorts and invited them into a "dingy place ... littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry." Kirkland said:

"I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognize him immediately. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Creepy then got creepier when Kirkland made this cryptic statement:

"There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing. Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond. When we'd finished he said, 'I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that."

Now George's long time lover Kenny Goss has called off the huge wedding that was planned for September..... I dunno what caused that reaction.

Here's a tribute to when George was young and fab.... hope you enjoy it!

Adjusting the Crown Jewels

Prince Harry is obviously well adjusted, at least he was for his rainy polo match over the weekend.
Mmmmmmm.... royal nuts, salted I hope.