Cruise Got His Ass Fired!!

Citing Tom Cruise’s increasingly strange behavior, Sumner Redstone - the Chairman of Viacom, which owns Paramount Pictures - said that Paramount was ending its 14 year relationship with Cruise. Paramount will no longer be the home of Cruise-Wagner Productions, the company Cruise founded with his manager that produced the three "Mission: Impossible" movies, "Without Limits", "Shattered Glass" and "The Last Samurai", among others. The final straw is thought to have come after "Mission Impossible III" performed beneath expectations at the box office. Many feel Cruises strange behavior and unorthodox beliefs were to blame. Redstone said:

“As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal. His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”

I know everyone is gonna blame scientology for his insanity except Tom, but Tom better hope scientology is to blame. Otherwise he’s just a damn lunatic.

Where is Suri???

Why is everyone still asking about Suri Cruise? Chick doesn't exist! She's a figment of Tom Cruise's crazy imagination. Anyway, Us Weekly has a counter going on their website ticking down the days that we haven't seen Suri. So far it's been a total of 79 days.

Apparently, we're not the only ones that are wondering about Suri.
Will and Jada Smith are friends of TomKat and they are wondering where the hell that crazy baby is?A source said: . "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well. [The Smiths] think it's so weird."

Scientology...

Is it really worth it Tom??? These are just a few of the scenes at a recent Mission Impossible III premiere. Apparently he's also dragged Katie along to a few... after what? a week maybe after having a kid. I do agree with the sentiments on the shirt tho... and if she is freed, the pre-nup sets her up with about 25 million. Who's the smart one in this relationship...
Read more HERE .... more photos too!

Tom Cruise is a Cannibal *updated*

Tom Cruise says he will eat the placenta after fiancee Katie Holmes has their baby. In an interview with GQ, Cruise said:

"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

Eeeeeeeewwwww!!!! No wonder Nicole left him... she was probably scared that he'd start gnawing on her while she slept. What sort of mind bending drugs is Tom on that would make him think that it would be ok??? Let alone announce it in a magazine?!?!

Maybe I should re-name this post "Tom Cruise is a Nutbag!"

Originally posted HERE

*Update*
Tom and Katie have had their kid... a little girl named "Suri" -wtf!
Wonder if he had ketchup with the placenta?