Showing posts with label Suri Cruise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Suri Cruise. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Suri Cruise is Coming!


A spokeswhore for Tom Cruise said that pictures of Suri Cruise will be released to the media very shortly. It's been nearly 4 months and there's still no sighting of the Cruise offspring. Several have claimed they have seen her and tell us she's "the most beautiful baby in the universe" and shit. But we still haven't seen her for ourselves. There have been rumors that Tom hasn't taken her out, because he's afraid of kidnapping threats.

His spokeswhore dispels all those rumors. He said: "He hasn't been reluctant," spokesman Arnold Robinson tells the Scoop. "They will be making a decision to release the photographs [of Suri] shortly." Will the pics be released to a single or few media outlets, or will it be a general release? "That's part of the decision they'll be making shortly,"

Will they decide before or after the alien autopsy?

Friday, July 07, 2006

Where is Suri???


Why is everyone still asking about Suri Cruise? Chick doesn't exist! She's a figment of Tom Cruise's crazy imagination. Anyway, Us Weekly has a counter going on their website ticking down the days that we haven't seen Suri. So far it's been a total of 79 days.

Apparently, we're not the only ones that are wondering about Suri.
Will and Jada Smith are friends of TomKat and they are wondering where the hell that crazy baby is?A source said: . "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well. [The Smiths] think it's so weird."