Saturday, July 01, 2006

John and Ash Removed!!

This morning around 4.30am, against her will Camilla was held down on her bed by John while Ash 'turkey-smacked' her with his penis. Camilla is quoted as saying 'that's not cool'. Later in the day they were called to the diary room where they remained for several hours until BB permanantley kicked them out, they will not being recieving any more or prizes for breach of serious rules (sexual-harassment).
The HMs have been watching the Rogue Traders perform in the FNL arena, unaware of the fate of their HMs. Reports say that 2 more intruders will be introduced to get the shows formula back on track. Ash has stated that it was 'unfortunate it had to end this way'. Rumour has it that Channel 9 is already reporting the story, discussion has been banned on the official website forum and the HMs have been told to no longer discuss the issue. As of this moment their is no known footage of the incident, but there are two vague photos.

The sneaky thing was that BB took Ash and John out just before the concert tonight... the housemates only found out afterwards and are in a state of shock. Premium members can only see re-runs at the moment.... no live footage is being broadcast from the house.

Here is an excerpt from the day 11 diary of the current series...

17:22 The HMs have an indepth conversation about sex in the lounge.
A full gamut of sexual misadventure is mentioned with all the HMs contributing. Amongst the highlights are Camilla's ex waking her up with a "Turkey Slap", Katie's description of a "cowbell to mangina" manoeuvre and Gaelan's "Crane Driver" impression.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is truly disgusting!! I am so glad that they took these idiots off. I don't watch this show, and now I am truly glad that I don't!!