The Disappearing Wine Bottle Trick

Who is Kinga?

She is known for infamously pleasuring herself with a wine bottle on last season's Big Brother UK. What is it about the UK that makes you want to screw yourself with an inanimate object?

Potter to Have Sex....

....with a horse!?!?!

Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, is set to play the role of Alan Strang in the West End revival of the Peter Shaffer play Equus. The role calls for Daniel, 17, to appear in the nude and get it on with his horse. Stage star Richard Griffiths (The History Boys) will appear opposite Daniel.

Daniel is looking to move himself away from the squeaky clean Harry Potter role into more adult roles.

I guess 17 is told enough to show your shit, but what's up with these kids getting nude for their art.

The "JackShack"

Masturbating in the Big Brother house has always presented some problems. In Australia, they have either - made a tent with the sheets - wanked standing up in the toilet, so only their back is shown - or this year, Jamie had his girl Katie do it for him. In the Us this year, they gave the housemates a hide-out... which is pretty unusual. This video shot about 10 days ago, presents another solution to the problem. This captures Mike Boogie using the "jackshack". The JS is basically a box that houses the garden hoses and looks like it's also used to the house the hoses of the men of BB:All-Stars.

You can even hear Mike Boogie climax and then seem him leave the box with a ziplock bag full of cum and a bottle of lotion.

Simpson's Movie Preview!!!

Here's a few clips from the full-length Simpson's movie due out next year... It looks very promising so far... remember its a work in progress.





UPDATE: Hopefully these will last longer, you-tube seems intent in taking these down.

SECOND UPDATE: Again I've had to replace the links, hopefully now that other sites have stopped linking to them, these will slip by unnoticed.

Dirty George....

The London paper News of the World says that 80's pop superstar George Michael has sunk "to new levels of depravity - trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park." Michael was caught stepping out from the bushes after having sex with a 58-year-old unemployed van driver whom he had just met. George, who is worth an estimated 130 million dollars, was caught with a man named Norman Kirkland. George drove away in a Mercedes convertible, Kirkland drove away in a van with a stained grey mattress visible in the back.

The News followed Kirkland home and then conducted the most awesome interview the world has ever known. They knocked on the front door of his apartment and Kirkland answered the door naked, "looking gross and disheveled". He pulled on shorts and invited them into a "dingy place ... littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry." Kirkland said:

"I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognize him immediately. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Creepy then got creepier when Kirkland made this cryptic statement:

"There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing. Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond. When we'd finished he said, 'I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that."

Now George's long time lover Kenny Goss has called off the huge wedding that was planned for September..... I dunno what caused that reaction.

Here's a tribute to when George was young and fab.... hope you enjoy it!

Adjusting the Crown Jewels

Prince Harry is obviously well adjusted, at least he was for his rainy polo match over the weekend.
Mmmmmmm.... royal nuts, salted I hope.

The Red Button

Kevin Hates Justin

Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Britney Spears is so obsessed with Justin Timberlake that he combs through newspapers and gossip magazines to read what the singer is up to. He's jealous of Justin's looks, songs, music, popularity and career. Basically he's as obsessed as teenage girl with a Tigerbeat magazine and a crush on Rick Springfield .

Brit helped Kevin meet the head honchos at Jive records, the place where Britney and Justin both have contracts. Now Kev is ready to get into the studio and lay down some tight shit. He's also thinking of changing his last name to Federlake.

"Kevin told a friend that he's going to 'pulverize' Justin on the charts. He says he's got the hottest producers in the business and that he can write killer rhymes — and that all Justin has is a silly falsetto and a bad haircut."

Darren Hayes Marrys Again

Aussie pop singer Darren is flipping channels and making some changes in his life. A few weeks ago, he split with Sony Music to start recording his new album independently. But he had even bigger news in store for fans this week. On his web site, he posted a letter yesterday that announces he married his boyfriend Richard last month.

"I very rarely make comments about my private life," he writes. "On June 19th 2006 I married my boyfriend of two years, Richard, in a Civil Partnership ceremony in London. I can honestly say it was the happiest day of my life. I feel lucky to live in an era where my relationship can be considered legally legitimate and I commend the UK Government for embracing this very basic Civil Liberty."

Royal Fart

Did Phillip cut the cheese.... let Fluffy off the chain???

Drugs are Bad mmmKay

Justin Timberlake insists he isn't as clean cut as sometimes portrayed, and does everything he can to shatter that image in a recent interview. Timberlake says:

"I don't show up drunk to functions. The drugs I do have been in my own private time. I've never been arrested, though that's not to say I won't. I get plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught with my pants down. I just make sure there are no cameras around. Some drugs haven't been legalized because it will ruin the other drugs, like nicotine and tobacco. Nicotine is more addictive than heroin."

Dr. Timberlake goes on to say that while he does use, he only uses in moderation:

"They always say too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. I try to live my life in a well-rounded manner. We all make mistakes. I've done too many drugs already. I've already inhaled and already - who knows?"

Human Space Invaders

Some people have way too much time on their hands, but in this case, I'm glad they did! Absolutely brilliant!!

Gay Last Supper

I love the fact that Jesus is a trannie....

Mmmmm.... Gelato

Someone grabbed this pic while in Hungry. What happens if you mix the two flavours? Very weird...

Oblique Sex Reference

Interesting.....

The US vs John Lennon

Now I haven't heard anything about this documentary, but I stumbled over the trailer for it while surfing the net. This looks like a great movie, and it looks very official - Yoko has been interviewed for it. It focuses on the period of Lennon's life when he became an activist for peace and the governments attempt to silence him. It'll be great to see his story told, even better if he was around to see it.

Rest in peace John....

300

Looking forward to the movie "300". Based on the epic graphic novel by Frank Miller, 300 is a ferocious retelling of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae in which King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy. The film brings Miller’s (Sin City) acclaimed graphic novel to life by combining live action with virtual backgrounds that capture his distinct vision of this ancient historic tale.

Not only will it have its own unique graphic style, (which I love in movies - think LOTR, Sin City etc.), but it promises to have heaps of violence and half naked guys.... like another fave of mine - Fight Club.

Madonna and Australia

From Madonna's official website, madonna.com.

To my fans in Australia

Please forgive me. I really did hope and expect to come to Australia during the Confessions Tour and asked my managers to try to include some shows there. I have fond memories from previous tours. Unfortunately, the logistics just didn't work out this time around. We looked into going from Japan to Australia and ending the show there but I have to get my kids back into school in England and they are, as you can understand, my most important priority. The important thing to remember is that I'm not retiring anytime soon and I am gonna get to Australia as soon as I can. You remain in my heart and Thank you for your continued love & support.

Love,
Madonna

There Goes the Gayborhood

Awesome stuff....

Internet Is For....

...what else really....

.... blogging

Kevin Smith and Superman

Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma) had a crack at writing an early version of the latest Superman movie in the mid 1990's. His take is utterly hilarious, and tells alot about the movie industry and the way it was heading in that period.... thank god for movies like Lord of the Rings, that took that whole spectrum of movies seriously. That, and a few great fan sites like Ain't it cool and Batman on Film. Watch and learn all about Jon Peters.



Update: The script Kevin Smith is talking about can be found HERE

Guy With a Huge Cock

Listen to this guy whinge about being well endowed... the pain, the trauma.... Squish, squish sweetie, build a bridge and get over it. I have to post it in full, it's just way too funny.

Rant: My giant dick

Date: 2006-06-17, 1:18PM PDT

Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated
it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so.

I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions.

It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was smart, funny, athletic, and well liked, though, so the kidding was not mean spirited. I know that some awkward big dicked guys must go through much worse in high school.

Now, I’m sure some guys are thinking that this doesn’t sound like a problem and they wouldn’t mind swinging a stick like this around. Trust me, it sucks. To understand what it’s like to live with a giant dick you have to throw out everything you know about normal life. I love sports and athletic activities. Unfortunately, my dick loves this too and celebrates by flopping around like a frog on a frying pan. An extra large heavy-duty athletic supporter is an absolute must. Go without, and I could end up with a black eye. Of course, by the time I get everything stuffed into the supporter I look like I’ve crammed a grapefruit down my shorts in case I need a snack at half time. If the supporter fails, my dick will fly out of there like the spring snakes in one of those novelty cans of mixed nuts. I hope there aren’t any kids watching the game. I really enjoy swimming, but water + swim trunks = cling = gasps. My next house will have a pool and a tall fence.

How about non-athletic activities like, say, walking down the street? First off, boxers are out. No one wants to see that coming toward them. Even briefs only do a marginal job of keeping everything from swinging around. All new clothes must be tried on to see if they pass my dick visibility test (DVT). Jeans fail. Many slacks fail. Most shorts fail. Need to sit on the toilet? Hold on to snakey or he’s going swimming.

Fine, but it’s gotta rock in the sack, right? Wrong. Don’t get me wrong, it gets hard as a rock and stays that way, but finding someone able to work with it has been difficult. I’m a nice, attractive, and successful guy so I have met a lot of women who wanted to get down with me. That is, until they see my dick. My first time was when I was 18 with a friend’s older sister (23). The look on her face when she saw it erect was one of surprise, incredulity, and fear. To her credit, she was willing to give it a go, but it would only go so far. Guys, you know how great it feels to pound away “balls deep”? I don’t. I have yet to find a woman who can take it all. A lot of women have simply said, “Forget it” once they see it. Last month I met a really nice woman who followed me back to my place from a Belltown bar. We got close and it was getting hot until ol’ dicky came out. The look on her face was one of actual horror (you know, eyes bulged, hand over a gaping mouth). Without saying a word, she bolted up, grabbed her clothes, and was out the door. You’d think it had five dragon heads at the end (it doesn’t, by the way). How about a nice blowjob? Maybe if there were a bunch of female versions of Steve Tyler out there I’d actually be able to get one. That leaves few options. I’ve gotten very good at going down and handjobs are about all that works with most ladies. Given the crap shoot of reactions from new partners, masturbation has been my best option overall.

I know things could be worse. I’m 6’2” and 220 pounds, so at least it doesn’t look like an actual third leg like it would if I were 5’1”. It’s also not bent, doesn’t just get to half mast, or have any of the other physical problems a dick can have. But it’s a damn hassle every day. I’d give my left nut to give up 4 inches and some girth.

To those guys who wish they had a massive dick instead of their average or below average one, I say enjoy what you have. Things could be worse: your wish could come true.

Hilarious stuff gets posted on forums, why do people seriously need to share everything..... (says he who is blogging)

PacMan Zen

Geeked out this morning and went on a PacMan google search.... the 80's didn't get better than this

Found a great flash version of PacMan HERE
If your useless like I am, and need help, you can find all the patterns you should follow when playing the game HERE
It also shows what happens when you get to level 256... you'll be rewarded with a lock-up (shown below) Gotta love that old computing power...

Still feel nostalgic?? Order the geekiest shirt out HERE .... and wear it with pride. (only available in the European store)

Possibly the coolest guitar on the entire planet

And finally, a bit of PacMan grafitti.....

Do I feel old now?? Hell yeah, but I love the 80's.... and I don't care who knows it

Sooooo Gay....

.... but not. It soooooo looks hot tho.

Brokeback Skating should be declared an Olympic sport....

Ernest and Bertram

A tragic love story between two muppets....

Jake Shears Naked

Or near-naked, anyway... he obviously doesn't have much shame.... nice ass too.

I thought I'd celebrate early the announcement of the Scissor Sisters new album that is coming soon... "Tah-Dah!" Can't wait to hear that one!! This is a new promo-shot for the group...


And here's a video mashup of Scissor Sisters' Filthy Gorgeous with Lipps Inc. Funkytown....by VJ Jim Hopkins... a thing of true brilliance.... hehehe

180,000 Lumpy Clay People

An English sculptor, Antony Gormley, has produced an installation of 180k hand-made clay figures that stand in a giant hangar-like building as part of an art show in Sydney, Australia.

For the Biennale, Gormley has shipped out his Asian Field, an installation of 180,000 hand-sized clay figurines. Three hundred and fifty villagers in southern China individually crafted the figurines in just five days from more than 100 tonnes of red clay. Together, the figurines form a vast sea of bodies that dominates the huge upper space of Pier 2/3. Lumpy and almost featureless, they eerily stare out with blank holes for eyes. As Gormley says, "The art is not there to be looked at; it is looking at you."

Link to Sydney Morning Herald article

McFly's Mangina

The boys of McFly decided to show off their Manginas.... never heard of them?? Neither had I till I found these pics on the 'net. Apparently they're big in the UK.... maybe a drag act, 'cause straight guys should never be this convincing at tucking. Not that there was prolly much to tuck in the first place, for god's sake, there's hardly any grass on the pitch even....

McFly's Official Website

Marketing and LSD

Here is undisputable evidence that anyone working in marketing or promotion must have used LSD at least once in there life time... this is the new CGI Coke commercial.... extremely trippy

Watch it HERE

Madonna, UFO's and Kabbala

One of the big set pieces during Madonna's show on her new 'Confessions' tour features a huge disco ball that descends onto the stage, then opens up to reveal Madonna inside. And UFO expert Mike Luckman says the design of the disco ball is no accident, claiming it is based on a spaceship that is a huge part of Kabbala, Madonna's religion. Luckman says:

"One of Kabbala's cornerstones is the Bible's book of the prophet Ezekiel and his vision of a chariot with spinning wheels in the sky — a flying saucer — that landed by the Jordan River and communicated with him."

Well, it works for Cruise and Scientology... so what's wrong
with Madonna believing in UFO's

Justin Timberlake "SexyBack"

Justin Timberlake is back.... all grown up from his Disney days, he's back with a new single, "SexyBack". It might be a grower... definately influenced by Prince rather than Michael Jackson, I'd rather see artists try something new, than re-hash the same-old-shit, time and time again. Plus the covers pretty cool too.

Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back"

Where is Suri???

Why is everyone still asking about Suri Cruise? Chick doesn't exist! She's a figment of Tom Cruise's crazy imagination. Anyway, Us Weekly has a counter going on their website ticking down the days that we haven't seen Suri. So far it's been a total of 79 days.

Apparently, we're not the only ones that are wondering about Suri.
Will and Jada Smith are friends of TomKat and they are wondering where the hell that crazy baby is?A source said: . "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well. [The Smiths] think it's so weird."

Yellow....

Ant.

One of the many photos I took of my parent's rose collection with my new Pentax Digital camera. Very impressed with the quality (8 megapixels) and features... love the supermacro mode. Considering getting this printed onto a large canvas. I did edit this slightly, just to bring out the yellow.... the rose was in a very shady spot.

Slight Miss-spelling

I've Seen Judith Lucy

I was lucky enough to attend the last Brisbane show of "I Failed!", Judith's one women show. And I truly haven't laughed that hard or long ever.... the laughs kept on coming for the entire 1 1/2 hour run time. I've always loved her dry sense of humour, and she is particularly good in the movie "Bad Eggs". I still remember the one time when she was on the Martin/Molly radio show. I was in the car with my mother and Judith started talking about plastic surgery...

For your vagina....
At 5:30 pm....
On national radio....

Needless to say, my mum was horrified.
Been a big fan ever since.
If you can catch this show, you won't regret it.

Read a review of the show HERE

I've Seen Superman Returns

Woah... what an incredible experience. I vaguely remember Superman as a kid... never a big fan, but boy, did this movie transport me back in time. Loved the retro titles, the overall look of the film strongly reminds me of Burton's Batman... a vague suggestion of the time period. I must admit, the start of the film was a bit rough, it did take awhile to really capture me, but the last half really sucked me into this universe. Some of the story twists shocked me and the end went on a tiny bit long.... (didn't help that I needed a toilet break) So glad the original music is in the movie... its so iconic, that when it was played over those last images before the credits, I broke out into goosebumps.
I kept myself in the dark for this one.... no spoilers for me, and I was suprised on the journey the movie takes... nothing from the last half of the movie is even in the trailers. Awesome movie, can't wait to see it again!!

The Video Transcript....

[START OF VIDEO FOOTAGE]

* Camilla is in bed with Jamie. The lights are out, but most of the housemates are awake. Ash and John are in a bed together...

Camilla: I'd like you to put your naughty arrow near me.
[blah blah - some sexual conversation between the housemates, including Camilla...]
Ash: Camilla, come over here.
Camilla: What?
Ash: Come over here.
Camilla: You're not going to fart on me, are you?
Ash: No.
* Camilla gets up and walks over to Ash and John's bed
Camilla: Did you just fart?
mumbling...
* Camilla gets onto the bed, kneeling in between the boys*
Camilla is laughing
Ash: Nothin'. We won't do nothin', seriously.
laughing
John: Lie down and shut your eyes.
Camilla laughing and giggling, she knows something is up
Ash: Just lie down and shut your eyes.
Camilla: You're not going to turkey slap me, are you?
Ash: (laughing) No
Camilla: (giggling) You are! You liars! Let me in.
* Camilla now crawls into bed between the two boys, still giggling*
The boys are laughing, and Camilla is giggling.
Camilla: I'll hurt you if you do! Cause I'll bite it.

* Next, there is a lot of laughing and giggling. John has his arms around Camilla. All are laughing. Ash gets up, kneeling, pulls his penis from his boxers, and then puts it towards Camillas face. Yes, John is holding her. But they all appear to be in good spirits. There are some words spoken, but they are kind of inaudible over the laughing.

Camilla: (to the rest of the room) I just got turkey slapped!
John: I need a hand.
Camilla: You guys are mean to me.
John: It was funny though.
Camilla: Mean.
Claire: You know what to do if you don't like it?
Camilla: Bite it off! (laughs)
Camilla: That was so mean.
* It looks like Camilla is touching John under the covers. She is staying in the bed with them.[VIDEO ENDS]

There's been so much speculation on this.... could it have been blown outta proportion??? I'm finding it hard to form an opinion when everything is being covered up. Imagine if BB hadn't removed the two HM's, no one would have known about the incident... 'specially seeing tho there is no "Adults Only" show anymore....

I'm just presenting the only facts I can find... I leave it up to everyone reading this to make up their own mind.

Camilla "Turkey-Slapped" Continued

The incident took the show by storm, rumours flew around, the producers thought about taking show off the air. After a night of internet speculation and damning newspaper reports, Network 10 posted the following statement:

Network Ten and Big Brother producers, Endemol Southern Star, today reaffirmed their commitment to the highly popular television program and confirmed Big Brother adheres to all broadcasting codes of practice and all relevant rules and regulations. No footage of the incident that led to housemates Ashley and John being evicted was broadcast on television, nor would it be.This is a closed police matter.
TEN and ESS proactively invited the Queensland Police to view the footage, and they subsequently interviewed housemate Camilla, who reiterated she did not wish to take the matter forward.While the footage was never broadcast, and will not be, TEN and ESS will fully cooperate with any Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) investigation, and we are confident that we have upheld the Television Industry Code of Practice and any other broadcasting law or regulation.
Ashley and John were evicted because they broke the rules of housemate conduct. Big Brother is very popular, as evidenced by the strong and broad audiences it draws every night of the week, and will remain on air.

John and Ash Removed!!

This morning around 4.30am, against her will Camilla was held down on her bed by John while Ash 'turkey-smacked' her with his penis. Camilla is quoted as saying 'that's not cool'. Later in the day they were called to the diary room where they remained for several hours until BB permanantley kicked them out, they will not being recieving any more or prizes for breach of serious rules (sexual-harassment).
The HMs have been watching the Rogue Traders perform in the FNL arena, unaware of the fate of their HMs. Reports say that 2 more intruders will be introduced to get the shows formula back on track. Ash has stated that it was 'unfortunate it had to end this way'. Rumour has it that Channel 9 is already reporting the story, discussion has been banned on the official website forum and the HMs have been told to no longer discuss the issue. As of this moment their is no known footage of the incident, but there are two vague photos.

The sneaky thing was that BB took Ash and John out just before the concert tonight... the housemates only found out afterwards and are in a state of shock. Premium members can only see re-runs at the moment.... no live footage is being broadcast from the house.

Here is an excerpt from the day 11 diary of the current series...

17:22 The HMs have an indepth conversation about sex in the lounge.
A full gamut of sexual misadventure is mentioned with all the HMs contributing. Amongst the highlights are Camilla's ex waking her up with a "Turkey Slap", Katie's description of a "cowbell to mangina" manoeuvre and Gaelan's "Crane Driver" impression.