Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Potter Nude!




17 year old Daniel Ratcliffe.... fuck what a hottie, sheds his clothes to promote his play... in which he has dodgy dealings with horsies.... and manages to appear naked on stage.
Who knew Dan had such a great body under that cloak of his.... its enough to get a guy moist (and girls too)

Monday, January 29, 2007

Luke and Yoda PF

I'm the lucky owner of Sideshow's Luke and Yoda PF statue. And I can tell you it's pretty amazing. It perfectly captures a scene from my favourite of series "Empire Strikes Back". I swear it's just like a screengrab from the movie, it is really that life like... especially from normal viewing distance. I must say, it does need quite a bit of adjusting, especially Yoda, to get it looking right. If you don't bend Yoda's arms at the elbows, they look way too long and touch Luke's nipples... not that there's anything wrong with that. If you squish Yoda's head down slightly, not only does his eyes line up better with Luke, but he looks older, even has a slight hump in his back.

And because I got this one straight from Sideshow, I got the exclusive Luke in Vader mask thingy.... which is actually quite big and prolly has a better paint job than the statue - especially with the lip colour chosen.

Bad Sculpted Likenesses 2 :Aragorn

Another example of terrible likenesses.... introducing Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn....

Here he is as the dirty ranger....

... which looks nothing like the portrait on Sideshow's statue... the statue looks like some random guy with a beard... nothing even close to Viggo.


The bust from Sideshow has alot to be desired as well... it looks a little like Viggo, but what's with the sad, hang-dog expression. Strider never really looked sad in the entire trilogy really, it looks like he's lost a pet warg or something.


At last we have a "manly" portrait, where he doesn't look like his about to cry.... he looks like he could whoop some ass... but does it look like Viggo.... nup.


The is Aragorn going thru his "Fat Elvis" peroid.... yay, we've conquered the baddies, now I can eat shitloads and lounge around my courtyard. I've seen gay guys that look like this after too many years going out on the "scene" and have since settled down. Did Aragorn do too many 'party' drugs out in the wilderness?? And those little beady eyes make him look pretty suspect.


Back in ranger garb, this time made of plastic. You can just imagine him saying, "God, I'm sooooo depressed, will they ever get me to look anything like Viggo?"

Rumour has it that Viggo refused to have his likeness sculpted on these collectibles... still that's no excuse to offer us a random guy, Mr Depression 1981 and a fat gay guy as substitutes.

More to follow....

Porn and Coke


A western Australian artist managed to slip in a naughty porn act into an icecube featured on this mid-nineties coke poster. This poster was distributed in its thousands, before it was noticed on the back of a truck.... needless to say, the artist was fired.... all I can say, is that the penis isn't big enough.

Silver Surfer's Nuts

This screencap from the upcoming Fantastic Four movie clearly shows a dangly bit in the Silver Surfer's crutchal region. So does this mean his nuts will be flying about in every shot he's in??

BTW, its not a photoshopped effort... check out the trailer at apple.com

Images From The Simpson Movie

All I can say is enjoy!!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oscar Nominations!!

And the nominees are…

Best Picture
Babel
The Departed
Letters From Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
Peter O’Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet, Little Children

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Dijmon Hinsou, Blood Diamond
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Riko Kikuchi, Babel

Click here to see the rest of the nominees!