The Disappearing Wine Bottle Trick

Who is Kinga?

She is known for infamously pleasuring herself with a wine bottle on last season's Big Brother UK. What is it about the UK that makes you want to screw yourself with an inanimate object?

Potter to Have Sex....

....with a horse!?!?!

Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, is set to play the role of Alan Strang in the West End revival of the Peter Shaffer play Equus. The role calls for Daniel, 17, to appear in the nude and get it on with his horse. Stage star Richard Griffiths (The History Boys) will appear opposite Daniel.

Daniel is looking to move himself away from the squeaky clean Harry Potter role into more adult roles.

I guess 17 is told enough to show your shit, but what's up with these kids getting nude for their art.

The "JackShack"

Masturbating in the Big Brother house has always presented some problems. In Australia, they have either - made a tent with the sheets - wanked standing up in the toilet, so only their back is shown - or this year, Jamie had his girl Katie do it for him. In the Us this year, they gave the housemates a hide-out... which is pretty unusual. This video shot about 10 days ago, presents another solution to the problem. This captures Mike Boogie using the "jackshack". The JS is basically a box that houses the garden hoses and looks like it's also used to the house the hoses of the men of BB:All-Stars.

You can even hear Mike Boogie climax and then seem him leave the box with a ziplock bag full of cum and a bottle of lotion.

Simpson's Movie Preview!!!

Here's a few clips from the full-length Simpson's movie due out next year... It looks very promising so far... remember its a work in progress.





UPDATE: Hopefully these will last longer, you-tube seems intent in taking these down.

SECOND UPDATE: Again I've had to replace the links, hopefully now that other sites have stopped linking to them, these will slip by unnoticed.

Dirty George....

The London paper News of the World says that 80's pop superstar George Michael has sunk "to new levels of depravity - trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park." Michael was caught stepping out from the bushes after having sex with a 58-year-old unemployed van driver whom he had just met. George, who is worth an estimated 130 million dollars, was caught with a man named Norman Kirkland. George drove away in a Mercedes convertible, Kirkland drove away in a van with a stained grey mattress visible in the back.

The News followed Kirkland home and then conducted the most awesome interview the world has ever known. They knocked on the front door of his apartment and Kirkland answered the door naked, "looking gross and disheveled". He pulled on shorts and invited them into a "dingy place ... littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry." Kirkland said:

"I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognize him immediately. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Creepy then got creepier when Kirkland made this cryptic statement:

"There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing. Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond. When we'd finished he said, 'I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that."

Now George's long time lover Kenny Goss has called off the huge wedding that was planned for September..... I dunno what caused that reaction.

Here's a tribute to when George was young and fab.... hope you enjoy it!

Adjusting the Crown Jewels

Prince Harry is obviously well adjusted, at least he was for his rainy polo match over the weekend.
Mmmmmmm.... royal nuts, salted I hope.

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